VanWyngasm
what happens when anything andrew vanwyngarden related occurs.
you: “so i was on tumblr the other day and someone posted a picture of andrew vanwyngarden and i had a major, mindblowing, mindboggling, insane, unbelievable vanwyngasm.”
friend: “what happened?”
you: “i started yelling his name and moaning mgmt’s lyrics.”
friend: “nice! congratulations!!”
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