vape jesus



ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. the “vape jesus” is distinct in style. commonly seen or referred to as a “hippy”. long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
“mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny.”

“don’t worry son. that’s no serial killer or pedophile. it’s just vape jesus.”

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