vapochondriac
(1) a condition, pertaining to, an individual who constantly believes that there is something wrong with their personal vaporizer, electronic cigarette or “e-cig.” when, in fact, their ‘e-cig’ is working properly.
(2) a condition, pertaining to, an individual who believes that the general maintenance of an/their “e-cig” is a reflection of the product being defective.
(1) john visits his local “e-cig” shop 3 times a week requesting that the staff test his device to ensure that it is fully functional. john’s actions would make him a vapochondriac.
(2) mary enters the “e-cig” store and tells a staff member that her tank is broken. in this case, the tank is not “broken,” the heating element just needs replaced. mary’s actions would make her a vapochondriac.
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