varves


a condition of the genetals resulting from over use and/or high amounts of friction put upon the area. the condition may cause bruising, chafing of the skin, and in some serious cases, bleeding.
that wh-r- has varves cause she gets down with all the guys on a regualr basis.
2 more definitions
a v-g-n-l barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the v-g-n-.
i was so drunk, i was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!

a varf is a vampiric smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a persian cat.
oh my friggin god, is that a varf on your rug!

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