Vassage
the act of m-ssaging cramps out of a v-g-n-.
girl: my cramps in my v-g-n- are killing me.
guy : maybe a v-ssage will help take the cramps away.
combination of m-ssage and v-g-n-, i.e., v-g-n-l m-ssage. pr-nounced to rhyme with m-ssage. more often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. also practiced to relieve v-g-n-l cramps.
betty and sue are so into v-ssages these days, i haven’t seen them at breakfast all weekend!
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