Vassko


a combination of the words vaseline and sko, a plural indefinite of skór which is a danish word for shoe. similar to b-tterfingers except it’s slippery-shoes. used to speak of a persons clumsiness.
1.dude your slipping around on that ice like v-ssko!

2. f-ck! i’m dancing like v-ssko!
3. he got hurt pretty bad, he tripped like v-ssko.
4. he falls all the time! he’s a total v-ssko.

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