vatican


a corruption the cl-ssical latin “vatis canii,” which means “place of the alien landing.” it designates one of the seven hills in rome. presently denotes the seat the roman catholic church, an organization notorious for hiding its alien origins. source: “ancient aliens,” history channel, 2014.
st peter’s suppressed epistle to the martians is in the vatican archives. the vatican has not made it accessible to the history channel’s leading alienologists.
a vast, sprawling palace filled with priceless artwork by michelangelo and huge stores of golden treasures from around the world. it is used mainly as a residence for people who teach the value of living without regard for earthly possessions.
how nice it is to hear the pope talk about the dangers of materialism before retiring to his chamber in the vatican!
the most populous country in the world, enslaving billions of people. the vatican’s religion is stricly similar to a mix of ancient egyptian religions, with a pharoah. made of roman catholics that swear their loyalty to always follow the vatican government first, then their own country. contains laws like burning its own people that disagrees with the government, and doing whatever the pope says. citizens of the vatican believe the priests can pull god outta the sky and sacrifice him again.
are vaticans christian?
no, they follow pagan beliefs.
another term referring to marijuana. the term was created as c-ckney slang by taking dope which rhymes with pope and then you have vatican.
you still got some of that dank vatican?
the guy named “think” really isn’t thinking at all. why is the catholic religion regarded as (hint–>)roman catholicism. because it was founded in rome, and when the christians took over, the romans simply adopted the new religion and renamed the gods and goddesses to saints and mary mother of god according to their tradition.
although rome is long dead, or so the history books say, this “ayb” guy has some sort of point, since catholicism does have some elements of ancient roman culture.
world’s smallest nation. traditional home of the pope and the college of cardinals.
stop blaming the vatican for the crimes of the teutons.
current city-state wherein resides the body of the holy see.
the last true democratic monarchy in the world.
the only place in the world which has atm machines that use latin.
99.9 per-cent catholic population.
referring to the roman hill on which the city-state is located.
a utopia, although per capita it has the highest crime rate (someone stole something from the gift store once, the next day someone mixed plastics and gl-ss in the recycling)
yay the vatican. again i say, yay.
the capital of the modern-day version of the roman empire known as catholicism
millions of catholics visit the vatican to see the pope.

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