Vee’s life story
a somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. it began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. it is called vee’s life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have s-x with her. they never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jack-ss explaining it to people. most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.
that is vee’s life story.
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