veesh
verb – the act of a cat spraying. term comes from the sound it makes when it hits an object.
noun – the spray left on the wall, fence, clothing.
after playing with the neighbor’s dog, i walked in the house, and before i knew what was going on, my cat veeshed all over my coat!
customer: i would like to have this cleaned.
dry cleaner: is there a stain?
customer: it’s veesh.
dry cleaner: ooooh… be ready thursday.
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