Vegas Bacon
noun: cured meat from the back or sides of a las vegas piggy. only served during the morning hours at a hotel’s all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won’t kiss you afterwards.
goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
hey joel, you’re going to las vegas? make sure to eat some vegas bacon! -snicker- -snicker-
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