Vegetarian Vampire
a useless word that has been sent out as the word of the day on friday nov 21st, 2008.
“we don’t have any good words for today.”
“well then, let’s use vegetarian vampire!”
“uh…don’t you think people will unsubscribe if we use something so lame?”
“nah…”
8 more definitions
a r-t-rded vampire who thinks animals are vegetables.
girl: omg! did you see twilight?
guy: no, i don’t like watching gay vampires
girl: he’s just a vegetarian vampire…
guy: you know what that means to them?
girl: what?
guy: a vampire who can’t get p-ssy and can’t tell the difference between sucking tomato juice or animal blood.
an individual who only drink the juice of reddish/ purple fruits and vegetables.
god d-mn! im sick of these plum juice commercials..they only appeal to the vegetarian vampire audience!!…
a wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.
the vampire posers in south park episode “the ungroundables” are vegetarian vampires but the goth kids don’t consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
f-gs with fangs who clearly don’t understand the fact they’re already d-mned, so ‘restraining’ from killing humans(also animals) doesn’t do sh-t for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.
also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings – so, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn’t make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-f-gcula.
edward cullen, of stephenie meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him ‘principled’, thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
1. a vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead subst-tuting animal blood.
2. a vampire that is never truly satisfied.
3. a fan of twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
“man, i saw the twilight movie last night, and i totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!”
a phrase which really makes no sense, based on the previous definition listed here. but, a definition that would make the phrase more sensible would be “a vampire who does not consume human/animal flesh”. but then what’s the point of being a vampire??? it just doesn’t make sense.
person 1: ever hear of a vegetarian vampire?
person 2: that’s not even possible!
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