vehicular tourette’s syndrome


having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their i-pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. but usually yelling at your lap so n-body else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.
why are you screaming m—er f—er into your lap?

because that dumb -ss guy needs to hang up and drive – but if he sees me calling him that – he might pull over and beat me up! i have vehicular tourette’s syndrome.

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