Velociturd
what comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not sh-tting for a while; it usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
on the road trip last thursday, bob didn’t cr-p for days. but when we finally got to a truck stop, i could’ve sworn the earth exploded. the stench emanating from the bathroom that housed bob’s velocit-rds was unbearable. i could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
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