velvet lesbian



an emotionally pretentious person.
someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
john is such a velvet lesbian. i have to pretend that i like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don’t share his musical opinion.
“you just don’t understand me, and you never will.” -john

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