Velvet Wipe
a wipe job after a squeaky clean sh-t that is soft, smooth and requires only one p-ss of toilet paper thru the -ss cheeks.
thanks to his high fiber diet, jerry always sh-ts with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a velvet wipe.
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