Velvet

velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.
velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.
the most luscious material. it is also the first part of “underground”.
that girl looks so amazingly s-xy in her velvet panties. i wanna peel them slowly off her and see what’s underneath.
the feeling of the skin surrounding a woman’s v-g-n-, when the hair there, has been waxed or shaved.
guy 1: did you get any p-b-s stuck in your teeth, when you went down on her last night?
guy 2: nah man – she’s velvet.
keeping it smooth,everything is going smoothly.
voice 1: whats up? how is everything going?
voice 2: it’s all velvet how bout you?
used in reference to anyone or anything that one finds particularly wonderful. best used by self-proclaimed glam f-gs.
you see that old lady over there, kicking the heads off of dandelions?

sure i do, man. she’s velvet, that one.
one who can be smooth and loveable, or esp. cuddly. if rubbed the wrong way, can turn into the opposite definition.
that chick’s velvet man…
the only good song on fergie’s alb-m “the dutchess”. a very sensual song where 3:20 into the song, your mind including your imagination will succ-mb to its relaxing yet erotic beat
“the dutchess sucks”

“yeah.. but go download velvet. its such a great song”