vending machine kid


a large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like racc–ns, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. they are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya… will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

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