Veni Vidi Velcro


( statement, quote ); i came, i saw, i stuck around.

used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.

‘veni vidi velcro!’ jerry said to the amus-m-nt of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.

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