Venky

noun

1. informal. a moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to s-xual performance.

2. sport related jargon. someone or something of great initial promise that falls embar-ssingly short.

3. business. a liar. a seller of commodities for personal gain. a business person lacking integrity.
leanne: i pulled a venky last night – smallest p-n-s i’ve ever seen.

jerome: i can’t wait to venky my new client’s company. i’m going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.

john: you seen the new star wars films?
mike: yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.
a venky (english pr-nunciation /vɛnki/) is a froot loops loving creature who carries around a lunchbox with vodka. during their freetime, venkies enjoy frootlooping and rubbing goats. they are generally hairy and resist showering or shaving.
a venky is a slightly off-centered bipedal organism with a penchant for fruitloops and a tendency to grow mustaches that protrude in a psuedo-terrorist-like fashion.

wow, look at that guy eating fruitloops. must be a venky.

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