ventriloqueef


when some very talented female ventriloquist queefs but in a last ditch effort to save herself from embaracement makes it sound as if the person next to her queefed
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boyfriend “what was that?”
girlfriend “it wasn’t me! it must have been a ventriloqueef”
boyfriend “oh those d-mned ventriloquists”

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