verbal release therapy


the therapeutic use of prof-ckingfanity (as invented and mastered by mental health verbal release therapy). based on the philosophy that one’s ability to -verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail…or, at the very least, make them feel less “stabby” towards others.

-profanity absof-ckinglutely required
i wanted to kick that tw-twaffling sk-nkaroni right in the taco, but i used verbal release therapy instead. now i can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.

verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a c-ntpletely f-cking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical -ssault charge! this sh-t really f-cking works!

the only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.

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