verizoned
1. to neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
my new cell has been severely verizoned. i can’t even get my photos off of it without paying them.
1 more definition
1. to announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
“man i totally verizoned my girlfriend. i promised to go down on her, but we know that’s not happening”
or
yeah apple really verizoned us with the iphone 4s.
or
they verizoned the launch of the galaxy nexus, droid 4… etc.
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