Vertical Bacon Baguette
term used as an alternate for a womans squeamy gash. phrase coined by c.robertson on a drinkin’ trip to newcastle. after others expressed offense to the word c–t, robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, gaping axe wound and chainsaw wound. a slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.
you stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!
i bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!
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