vertical smile


a creative term for v-g-n- or p-ssy.
i’d walk a mile for a vertical smile.
a woman’s v-g-n-. called a smile since there are two l-b– or lips just like a face.
i’d like to kiss that vertical smile any time.
v-g-n-, p-ssy, c-nt, slit, fish taco, open hole, one in the pink, pink large mouth, small mouth, lips, the carpet of the drapes, cl-t, sock, reversed p-n-s, love maker, love breaker, d-ck rider
you have a pretty smile, i bet your vertical smile is even better
“another word for v-g-n-, p-ssy, whispering eye etc.”
“i havent seen you in a while god d-mn i miss that mother f-king vertical smile”
females s-xual organs entrance lips
check out her vertical smile
large v-g-n- lips, over sized v-g-n- lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or black hole into another universe. a breeding grounds for duck b-tter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.
holy sh-t dude… you would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

i cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile…

someone needs to introduce her to summer’s eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! i just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now i fear gum decease! this is worse than fatty remorse!
a vertical smile is another word for v-g-n-. if a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a v-g-n-, giving you the term vertical smile.
i saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.

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