Vertical video syndrome
an affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone – as if taking a portrait photograph. my left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.
this evening, i will rotate my tv by 90 degrees to enjoy the youtube spectacle of jimmy somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing hometown boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.
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