vertizontal


a combination vertical and horizontal… in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal
when skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you’ll either fall or stay in the same position.
a simple portmanteau of vertical, and horizontal. another word for diagonal.

probably first coined by archie bunker. the quote is below.
archie bunker; all in the family “editt, the vertizontal hold is on the fritz again!”

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