vesty

a girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. i’m not talking about sh-tty puffy vests, i’m talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. these girls are often lesbians, but they’re cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. however, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to f-ck off. take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. a vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and cl-ss are key. good luck.
mike: g-d d-mn, that girl is vesty as h-ll.
gabby: i think she’s a lesbian.
mike: not this one, gabby. not this one.
gabby: good thing she’s not brown too. you’d have to be restrained.
vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvest-te.
dave: “wow! look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows.”
jason: “dude, i think that’s a vesty.”

sabrina: “does this fake mole look good on me?”
jessica: “it kind of makes you look like a vesty.”
a nickname for a b-tchy, chubby, moronic girl who wears hideous puffy vests.
stupid vesty from our art cl-ss keeps rolling her eyes at us.

my g-d, vesty’s new hair color is horrible! so is her fake tan!
an extremely derogatory term for a certain indigenous population in australia, specifically torres strait islanders.
“that vesty stole my sandwich!”