when you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
dude 1: i went to get pizza and when i return my wife was gone. all i could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
dude 2: hahaha! you must have ordered the vesuvio special
when a place serves a wide array of different foods there was a smorgasboard at school today.
a backpack to put your fake b–bs in or maybe real. your t-ttybackpack is showing!
- wisp jone
complete inebriation while having great times with great people. it is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, “wisp jone”. “did you see adam’s wisp jone snapchat?” “yea, that party looked lit af.”
- judicial branch
all the old supreme court guys that have the white spittle in the corner of their mouths ” omg look at that amount of spit in the corner of his mouth! yup, he must be apart of the judicial branch”