Vibram Whore


a person who not only owns the vibram fivefingers but wears them constantly.

a vibram wh-r- tells everybody they know (and don’t know) about the fivefingers obsessively.

any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the vibram wh-r- will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the vibram fivefingers.

they can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.
friend 1: totally, man.. oh god. here comes colin.
friend 2: he’s such a vibram wh-r-.
colin: hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the vibram fivefingers?!
friend 1 & 2: christ..

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