vibrary
the collection of s-x toys am-ssed near one’s bedside over the years. typically includes a few jackrabbits, c-ck ring, condoms, lube, whips, cuffs, leather oddities, and various other bondage utensils.
these should be treated as community objects for the parade of sk-nks coming/going. it’s traditional to check these in/out like a public library.
your mom: plug that doc johnson in my -n-s for some dp, baby!
me: sorry, i let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. may i interest you in a houdini instead?
your mom: wha? -skeetfaced-
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