Vibrator
1) the reason she has a headache.
2) straight men’s worst enemy.
3) a phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy -rg-sm.
1)
jessie: “i have a headache, dear.”
james: “… b-tch.”
2)
james: “you were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let’s get down!”
jessie: “i don’t feel like it any more.”
james: “… b-tch.”
3)
james: “how about tonight then?”
jessie: “i’m using a vibrator james, i don’t need you anymore.”
james: “… b-tch.”
a long vibrating d-ld- that women use for pleasure. if u dont wanna go to a s-x shop for one of these, just use an electric toothbrush!
::puts electric toothbrush down her pants::
ohh baby! ::moans loudly:: mmmm yeah…
guys worst enemy.
man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her f-cking vibrator.
not as big as a d-ld-, but makes up in it for wiggling
yaay!
a vibrator is a d-ld- that vibrates.
“some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings.”
a long hard vibrating toy for female pleasure
who needs a man when i have one of these babys!
an electric powered device used for s-xual pleasure by women and men. may be of any size or shape, but often is a larger than life d-ld-.
while marc was a skilled lover, joe prefered his vibrator.
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