a fungus that grows in trees, is responsible for the latest worm virus infecting deer in southern florida. acts like he cares but in reality doesn’t give a f*ck about you. will leave you stranded in a snow bank in the middle of winter and laugh continuously about it until you ears bleed.
” oh god, here comes victor velcro again”
- baylor girl
this is a fun loving, intelligent, and smart girl. she is very pretty, she loves her social media. she has eyes as pretty as a day at the beach, and hair normally dirty blonde or brown. she is tan and loves the sun and hanging with her friends. over all she is a family and […]
- throat wedgie
when you have something stuck in your throat and it hurts and it makes you scream a high pitched sound i heard my brother screaming last night, it sounded like he had a throat wedgie
- twink god
the god of all twinks. generally seen liking another mans p*n*s. twinks around the world worship him as a deity. hey, you know that guy dylan? i heard he likes bennett’s d*ck. what a twink god.
an all-star baller with way to many pairs of shoes has to much time on his hands really good at getting school upset at him but everyone who here’s the name falls in love hey what’s ur name kap*n*s d*mn i wish that was my name