victrola


noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one’s head like the victrola dog)
so when i was sick of hearing her spout on about how “brilliant” her crazy friends were, i told her to shut her pie hole before i punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. after a minute of silence, i slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

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