Vietconged


to take such an explosive p–p (most likely diarrhea) that it looks like you have created a model of post war vietnam after the vietcong went through there.
–bro 1: “hey dude i’m gonna go take a sh-t i’ll be back in a few”
-bro 2: “alright man don’t take too long”

5 minutes later

-bro 2: “hey bro how was it?”
–bro 1: “man i just vietconged that toilet”
-bro 2: “thats gross dude this is my mom’s house”

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