Vintage Vag


the v-g-n- of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as vintage vag. some vintage vag is in good condition, but most vintage vags feature crust, and f-nny flaps of a wide diameter.
do you fancy her?
no i like her mum better, i fancy some vintage vag mate!

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