virgin fow lyfe
a virgin fow lyfe is someone who is a fat d-ckless wonder who will never get someone a) because hes a fat -ss loser and b) because he wastes his time on a girl that so obviously doesnt like him and is an ugly spanish stalker
it is also part of a handshake:d
josh: if he doesnt get over you he will be virgin fow lyfe
sarah: da f-ck
jose: im ugly
rachel: im hot
josh: im fat and grammatically incorrect
blake: hey stfu!
jaz:makes out with blake
jose: k?
rachel: what are your intentions with my wife
steven: no comment
josh: virgin fow lyfe
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