Virtual Boy
a video game system that was sold for $20 at toys ‘r’ us about 3 weeks after it came out. users compained about sore eyes and headaches. nintendo eventually said “screw it”, and virtual boy faded into the abyss of lost consoles.
virtual boy was supposed to be the successor to game boy, but we all know how that turned out…
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nintendo’s only system that failed. it had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. it sucked in and breathed out fart. after it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional d-ld-s. failed because the games suck b-llsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.
guy: oh my god, dude, i just bought a rare virtual boy on ebay!
freind: “how much was it?”
guy: $500. it was a cl-ssic.
freind shankes him in the liver.
a disgrace to the nintendo name.
all you can see is red in those blasted things.
the most un-gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.
that is so lame it is virtual boy.
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