virtual slap


the process of wanting to slap someone, but being elsewhere, and so you summon the virtual slap! you simply go -virtual slap commence- and the other person becomes slapped. however, it can fail if the slappee decides to “reject” the slap
oli: hey scott, you’re really orange!
scott: -virtual slap commence-
oli: ow!

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