virtual STD


a computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet p-rnography.
i had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy -ss dad got a virtual std.
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a virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend’ed on facebook won’t stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.
i caught a virtual std on facebook last week – i accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she’s been stalking my profile ever since.

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