Vitavegtable


a person who is unsocial and rarely leaves the house, taken from the root ‘vegtable’ as when someone is crippled or paralysed and cant do anything.
vita is the italian word for life.
so basically lifevegatble.
“hey why isnt she coming out tonight?”
“because she’s a vitavegtable,”

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