Vladimir
vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. a manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. usually russian.
heey look its vladimir! he is so hot!
a russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. these may include curly golden or silver-blonde hair, sea-blue eyes, and an -ss carved by angels.
he is also very talented, and these talents may include youtubing, airsoft, elite skills in call of duty games, and musicianship. he can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone.
despite how s-xy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. ladies, beware.
man, duncan is cute, but he can’t even be compared to vladimir.
to be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).
hey dude, look at that guy, he is vladimir
a brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. the side-effects are rather bad, involving:
puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). but if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).
usually tastes like absolute -ss, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
me – “be warned, thats vladimir”
you – “aah, thats nothing” -gulp-
you – “aaaah augh it burns it burns aaahahhhh” -blarg- -puke- -spit- -more puke-
me – “hahahhaahahha told you!@!!!”
you – “ach!!!!”
a star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, “vladimir jerkanoff”.
my friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. rhymes with and is short for “vladimir putin”.
“i’m going to go do a vladimir.”
the term to name anybody who has fornicated with a mammal other than a human.
originates from the russian word “vlad” meaning “to f-ck”, and “mir”, meaning “animal”.
oh man, i am such a bad-ss! i just vladimired that horse over there!
i was so blazed i vladimired the horse, and my friend got it all on camera.
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