VLF
vlf = v-g-n-l lubrication factor
a rating system to describe the lubrication of one’s v-g-n-.
10 = super wet
1 = uncomfortably dry
jenn’s vlf was an easy 10! she calls herself the “s-xual slip-n-slide!
“baby, my vlf is down to about 1. can you grab the astroglide so we can get busy?”
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