when you are a bad singer and try to cover whitney houston’s “i will always love you” and so you get awfully out of pitch and then someone tries to sing it too and also get out of pitch and so they are appropriating your culture of getting out of pitch.
john: *singing i will always love you out of pitch*
mary: *also singing i will always love you out of pitch*
john: hey, i got out of pitch first. stop appropriating my vocal capacities, that’s vocal appropriation!
- abruptly straightened
when your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion. dam dude i just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .
- queef of relief
the sound a woman’s lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans. nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
- bearded snake
when she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake. ‘d*mn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle’
- hayley and nick
a great couple, the cutest there can be. they are the other half to the other person. great s*x, but hayley is a screamer! (guy 1) “dude, hayley and nick are so cute!” (guy 2) ” yea, but i could hear them going at it all last night bro!”