Vocal Constipation
verb. another term for stuttering.
when one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repet-tions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement’s exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. “h-h-h-h-h-h-llo!”.. “bl–dy h-ll peter! that was some serious vocal constipation!”
2. sorry, i won’t be able to attend the party on sat-rday, i’m nursing some serious vocal constipation!
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