Voconstable
{voh-kahn-stah-bull} noun, 1. a person that corrects the mis-pr-nounciation, mis-spelling and/or mis-application of a word in speech, print or signing
the voconstable corrected me by pointing out that it’s prodigious, not prodiginous.
the voconstable quickly denounced our use of the word “spanglish”… it’s just plain wrong!
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