Vodka Tampons


when a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her v-g-n- to get ‘high’.
“i really want to get high right now!”
“i have an idea, let’s insert vodka tampons!”
a vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.
when they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her v-g-n-.

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