vodkat


spirit that pretends to be vodka – its only 22%. tastes like broken gl-ss.
vodkat- u gt 2 b 1 2 drnk 1 lol
a drink of only half the strength of actual vodka with an advert consisting of the most annoying, conceited, punchworthy shower of fist magnets ever gathered together in one sp-ce. suitable only for unblocking sinks and getting teenage emos and goths sh-t-faced under the illusion that at least they aren’t getting caned on diamond white and if you drink it you are a fool!
vodkat – “i’m not high maintenence, i just deserve better”

geoneil – “you deserve a boot up your bl–dy jacksie and a pint pot in your neck! get to f-ckery!”

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