Voltroned
when a man finishes and c-ms on the (boring, or s-x comatosed) womans face. as she is distracted and trying to clean her face, the guy reaches for the lamp, strips the electrical cord, and shocks/electricutes the (boring or s-x comatosed) woman. bam!
dude, blah blah was so boring last night in the throw, i had to act as s-x defender of the universe. i voltroned her…
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