my big d-ck hurts so i touch it like i touch my baby daddy
i volvicu my girl
- flower c*ck
a beautiful and fully bloomed c-ck wow what an amazing flower c-ck
a girl who has a great personality she is beautiful, strong, and smart, no one can fool her. she will put up with alot of bullsh-t, but only for the people she loves. “you know that girl jahlea? don’t you just love her! “
- western carl
the act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father’s c-ck while he strokes your gooch hairs. i was giving my dad the western carl and then my mom walked in.
- wal mart footlong
the act of wrapping your p-n-s in saran wrap and having s-x with your partner. dude, i forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when i got home i gave my girlfriend a wal-mart footlong.
the one and only kik god. d-mn did he just swoop all the kik thots from the gc? yeah bro thats fermi