my big d*ck hurts so i touch it like i touch my baby daddy
i volvicu my girl
- flower c*ck
a beautiful and fully bloomed c*ck wow what an amazing flower c*ck
a girl who has a great personality she is beautiful, strong, and smart, no one can fool her. she will put up with alot of bullsh*t, but only for the people she loves. “you know that girl jahlea? don’t you just love her! “
- western carl
the act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father’s c*ck while he strokes your gooch hairs. i was giving my dad the western carl and then my mom walked in.
- wal mart footlong
the act of wrapping your p*n*s in saran wrap and having s*x with your partner. dude, i forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when i got home i gave my girlfriend a wal-mart footlong.