von sexy


a person usually found bound in what can only be described as “the s-xiest of all pants” often german, these von s-xy’s usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their s-xuality. abreviation of “von s-xypants”
that is one von s-xy man right there.
oh i just want to von s-x you up!

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